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Dear Alicia,
Ohohohohohohohoh.....you cannnnnnnnnot singggggg.!!!! Please do not scream the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Just sing the damn song, don't add runs or try to change it, just sing it "normal". Your voice can only go so far. My most favorite rendition was Whitney Houston's. Why can't we have a real band anymore? I know that all the good ones are aging and dying off, but come on. 
with love,
                                                                   Ashley
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Dear Trump,
I think it would be great if Celebrity Apprentice used a different host. There are many far more successful business people in this country who could head a show like that and actually maybe teach us all something about business. 


Here's my casting wish list for Celebrity Apprentice:
1) Richard Branson
2) Larry Page
3) Bill Gates
4) Martha Stewart
5) Oprah Winfrey
6) Bill Gates
7) George Lucas
8) John Lassiter
9) My Dad  (who has dementia)
10) ANY homeless person living in a cardboard box under a bridge,
Basically, ANYONE BESIDES YOU MR. TRUMP!!!

with love,
Will

 
 
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Dear Oprah,
I agree with everyone that you did a brilliant job with the Lance Armstrong interview. You struck the perfect tone and managed to be tough and journalistic while still being nice and sensetive. It was a masterful performance. I knew you were a brilliant entertainer and savvy business woman, but I was surprised to discovered how skilled you are as a journalist. I think after over 30 years of interviewing and having your own show, you are a master. You are not there to judge, but try and get the questions answered that everyone wants to know. You are not an attacker or put a negative spin on something already negative. For you, whatever that person being interviewed is trying to say, you will lead it in that direction and gently confront them with articles or videotape. In this way, people come to you for interviews. I believe that is how you got Whitney Houston in 2009 and then the family after her death.
with love,
Helena

 
 
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Dear Homeland Cast,
I loved, loved Season 1 but Season 2 wasn't that great. I can't stand the love story with Brody and Carrie. That ruined it for me, plus Claire Danes seems (to me) to over act her part. The buggy eyed look really bothers me. I was hoping she was the cast member that was leaving, they could replace her with another agent and still have a great show. Oh well... But I will be there watching Season 3, hoping things will be better than the previous season.
with love,
Lavar

 
 
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Dear J. Depp,
Does it negatively effect your stardom because you lost your girl to another girl? I think that is a valid question. Great question actually (pats self on back). You have worldwide female popularity, so why even date a bi-sexual? You must be bored with your life or discontented in some way. Poor guy. The good life is boring. But at least the two females are gorgeous.
with love,
Remy

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Dear Kate,
I am a big admirer of you, however, your last haircut and your new "do" is awful. Big mistake. Just shows how a bad haircut and "do" can make even a very beautiful woman like you look sad and frumpy. And I think you are very beautiful in a very natural and unenhanced way, but, this haircut is terrible and does nothing for you.
with love,
Yvone

 
 
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Dear Charlie,
Congrats! I sure wish you and Denise would get back together again. I think she is the best thing that has ever happened to you. It would be great to see you on the right track, you have so much talent don't let go to waste. Miss you on Two and Half wish you were back. Ashton is such a bore and he can't act for S***! I never watch it especially since you left. One time was one time too many for me. Good Luck to you.
with love,
Debbie

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Dear Ms. Foster,
Oh stop it already! No one has been pressuring you to "come out." The gay community gave up on you making any sort of big stand about it many years ago. The problem with you is that you "sort of" came out during your golden globe speech and complained about doing so at the same time, which made it appear negative instead of a positive. You reinforced feelings of shame about it with never actually saying the word "gay" in your entire speech, commenting about your publicist freaking out (which implied it's wrong to talk about it) then giving a sermon on "privacy" which was out of place- compared to other actresses in your pay range, the press has given you much more slack than they have others, possibly because of the Hinkley situation- no one was asking or expecting you to come out. The whole thing smacked of sheer "opportunism" in that you had seen the respect and love other actors have been given after coming out and wanted to jump on the bandwagon before it was too late- yet it's been too late for you dear for quite a while. It's insulting for you Jodie to imply you're "gay" in a farewell Hollywood speech when it no longer matters. And that you brought along as your date, Mel Gibson, known for his homophobic anti-semitic racist rants only compounds the problem.
with love,
Trina

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Dear Rachel,
You so called "celebrity stylist". You have the worst sense of taste & design I have ever seen on a "celebrity stylist." I think you always look awful with stringy, over processed hair, too bright lipstick, ill-fitting clothes and unfriendly expressions. If you can't dress yourself in an attractive way, how on earth can you dress anyone else nicely? I don't quite understand why you are such a successful celebrity stylist: you can't even seem to "see" yourself. You are petite, but constantly dress in outfits that make you look like a child in grownup's clothing. And your makeup and hair are always a disaster.
with love,
Kim

 
 
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Dear Tommy Lee,
If I had to sit through the 'Golden Globes' or any other vain award show for that matter, my face would be like that of yours too...dead pan stare!
with love,
Julia


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