Featured Fan Letter to Google

01/16/2013

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Dear Google,
A good google doodle makes me smile. It caught my attention this morning. Too bad my job (i work for the government) blocks it at work because most of my co-workers may have actually sparked some brain matter if they saw it while surfing the internet on tax payers dimes.
with love,
Sal

NEWS LINK: Google Doodle celebrates Frank Zamboni's ice-resurfacing machine
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Featured Fan Letter to Lance Armstrong

01/16/2013

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Dear Lance,
You are still the MAN! 7 Tour titles! Most athletes if not all are guilty - SO WHAT? Keep your chin up, Lance. You are still the BEST pro cyclist EVER! Even battling cancer, you slaughtered the Euros - that's what counts. Plus, you've raised 100's of millions of $ for cancer awareness/research... No one can take that away. Too bad your jealous, ne're-do-well teammates ratted you out... They are just as guilty - even after you made them wealthy, they turn into snitches. ...But where is the proof? Where are all of the pee/blood tests that prove you are/were guilty? You were convicted by the words of lesser men.... That SUCKS! ...Rock on Lance, I still love you man!
with love,
Jim

NEWS LINK: Lance Armstrong tells all to Oprah
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Featured Fan Letter to Dick Gregory

01/16/2013

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Dear Dick,
You have earned the right to say whatever you f**king want. If people don't like it, they can shut the f**k up. An elder is talking. People need to learn more about you. They have to read your lastest memoirs "Callus on My Soul" because Spike Lee is not the first person you have put in there place...Funny and True.
with love,
Rala 

NEWS LINK: Dick Gregory 'Django Unchained': Activist Weighs In Calling Spike Lee A 'Thug' And 'Punk' 
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Featured Fan Letter to Al Roker

01/09/2013

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Dear Al,
Man you been hanging with dem white folks too long! Why the hell would you go on national television and tell people that you sh*t yourself? You a nasty a** for that. The public does NOT want an image of you:

1) Sh*tting in your pants (even if it was "just a little bit")
2) taking your pants off in a White House bathroom
3) cleaning your sh*tty self up in future Obama's sink
4) putting them sh*tty drawers in the garbage can (you foul)
5) attending the event with NO DRAWERS anyway
You straight nasty ... I mean really --- you naaaaaaassssstttyy!

NEWS LINK: Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' during 2002 White House visit
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Featured Fan Letter to HBO Inc.

01/09/2013

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Dear HBO,
What you guys are missing here is that there is an entire generation who is opting to not even have cable or satellite because of many things (for example, the fact that my generation graduates from college and can't find jobs that pay enough for us to afford to shell out extra cash for things like a $120 TV package when Netflix and other services available via XBox Live, etc.) I would probably give HBOGo a go if it was affordable and separate, but since I don't have cable or satellite I have ZERO access to HBO or the option to add it to any package (and I'm fine with that). I think you are missing out on a great opportunity. The times..they are a changin'. Change with them or get left behind.
with love,
Netflicker

NEWS LINK: HBO Renews Movie Deal With Universal
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Featured Fan Letter to Karrine Steffans

01/08/2013

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Dear Superhead Ho,
I have one word for you that will just sum you up in a nutshell. Shameful. You are too old for these games you play. Furthermore, you're in your mid-30s and still chasing after a tatted up, multiple baby-momma having, immature gremlin-looking thing like Lil Gayne who won't even claim you? Talk about being in the gutter! Yuuuuck....upgrade your life you crazy whore! Any 30-something woman still messing with rappers is trash.
with love,
Rosie

NEWS LINK: Karrine Steffans Announces Book About Relationship With Lil Wayne 
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Featured Fan Letter to La La Vasquez

01/08/2013

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Dear Lala,
Daaaaaaamn mommy, it's like that?! A brotha love him some Honey Nut Cheerios! Can I get a bowl? I don't even need a spoon...
with love,
Christopher 


NEWS LINK: Kevin Garnett Says Carmelo Anthony Wife Tastes Like Cheerios
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Featured Fan Letter to Homophobes (In General)

01/08/2013

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Dear Homophobes,
Why does everybody have to be gay?!! This world is so homophobic . Can't someone associate with a gay person without them being gay?? I am really sick of the labels. I can't look nice, take care of myself, groom etc. without getting asked that question! On another note I don't understand the appeal of male strippers to women, especially if he is gay. Ladies he's not into to you, he's using you to make money so why do women go crazy over these men.
with love,
G.P.
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Featured Fan Letter to Vanessa Bryant

01/08/2013

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Dear Mrs. Kobe Bryant,
Sorry honey, but that is who you are. That is your identity! You may be signing checks, but your husband leaves his mark on trashy white housekeepers uterus walls. So is it worth the humiliation? I hope your beautiful daughters were too young and weren't exposed to his ways...you don't want them growing up and accepting emotional abuse because they saw mommy go through it. And I hope while your signing checks you're making some deposits in an account under a family member (you can trust) name. Cause I can guarantee he will do it again...probably with a bit more care...but he will do it again.
with love,
Luvy

NEWS LINK: Vanessa Bryant: ‘I Don’t Need To Be In The Gym. I Hold Down Our Home Life’
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Featured Fan Letter to Rihanna

01/08/2013

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Dear Rihanna,
You look a "Hot Ratchet Mess" these days. You need to go to REHAB. Your eyes are always glassy & looking confused, & drunk. I don't understand why people praise you, because you can't sing, you bare all your behind for attention, you have no respect for self or others, and will do anything to be in the media like your stupid tweets with Chris Brown everyday. Ri you are a TWIT. But you are seriously sick, people don't see that you are lost and always drugged up? I pray that you are not the next to commit suicide, you look like you go through a lot of pain and do not know how to deal with it.
with love,
                                                     Gladys 
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